Scene: Polling Place in Portsmouth, NH
I am at the Register Today counter, filling out a form.
Lady: mumble mumble. Oh, I'm doing 5 things at once...
Me: (trying to be nice) That never works out so well for me.
Lady: I mean this in the nicest way, but that's because you're a man.
(Short pause)
Me: I mean this in the nicest possible way, but you must be a Democrat.
Lady: ... frosty silence.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
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3 comments:
ZING!
Bada BING!
I'd have loved to see the "look"...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! OMG I nearly spit out my last mouthful of wine. Made. Of. Win.
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