10 of the Many Reasons to Love My Wife

1) She loved Inglorious Basterds

2) When reading an article on the Berkeley students striking cause they won't get free tuition any more, she quoted Margaret Thatcher: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."

3) Her jab cross combo moves the Wavemaster across the floor, and she supersets kettlebell cleans & swings.

4) Has her CCW permit.

5) When I said "Lets get motorcycles!" she said "How much are they? Do they make them for women? Where could we learn how to drive them?"

6) Wants another tattoo.

7) Says things like: "I think I'll make a Devil's Food Cake."

8) Got me an awesome Gadsen Flag for Xmas.

9) When told that there were people who believe that a photograph of the Lunar Lander proves NASA faked the moon landing, she said. "That's stupid. If they're smart enough to go to the moon, they're smart enough to take a picture of it."

10) Wants my parents to babysit the kids in June so we can spend the weekend in NYC drinking fancy beer and shooting pool in bars.

Merry Christmas

That's it. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Chanukah, whatever.

Enjoy.