Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Oh Yeah!!!!???

Scene: Polling Place in Portsmouth, NH

I am at the Register Today counter, filling out a form.

Lady: mumble mumble. Oh, I'm doing 5 things at once...

Me: (trying to be nice) That never works out so well for me.

Lady: I mean this in the nicest way, but that's because you're a man.

(Short pause)

Me: I mean this in the nicest possible way, but you must be a Democrat.

Lady: ... frosty silence.

3 comments:

Atom Smasher said...

ZING!

doubletrouble said...

Bada BING!

I'd have loved to see the "look"...

Lissa said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! OMG I nearly spit out my last mouthful of wine. Made. Of. Win.

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