Scene: Polling Place in Portsmouth, NH
I am at the Register Today counter, filling out a form.
Lady: mumble mumble. Oh, I'm doing 5 things at once...
Me: (trying to be nice) That never works out so well for me.
Lady: I mean this in the nicest way, but that's because you're a man.
Me: I mean this in the nicest possible way, but you must be a Democrat.
Lady: ... frosty silence.