Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts

Friday, June 26, 2015

Justice is No Longer Blind - She Peeks

I'm not a towering legal scholar, so I just want to get this straight:

To end HUMAN ENSLAVEMENT, an institution which


  • although part of human civilization for 5000 years, was already on its last legs worldwide
  • already viewed as abhorrent an evil by the majority of the civilized world
  • had, in essence, already been put down physically and legally in these United States at the cost of 4 years of war and at least half a million men
still required amending the Constitution to explicitly remind people that you can't actually own another Homo sapiens.

But the ability to end the tradition of marriage requiring at least one male and one female, which

  • as part of human civilization for 5000 years, remains a strong and positive tradition among the vast majority of nations and cultures worldwide
  • is only viewed as evil by the nitwitted deviants screaming to be allowed to copy it word-for-word
  • has never been directly approved by the electorate when brought to a vote or referendum
apparently already existed in the Constitution if you looked hard enough.

The hubris involved in pretzeling oneself into those crazy pants boggles my mind.

It's your world now, fuckoes, and you're welcome to it.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Market? Shmarket.

A lede from Real Clear Politics today:

STUDENT: Hi, I am Mario. I am a student here at Ivy Tech. My question is if community college becomes free, do you think the value of an associates degree will fall?

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: Absolutely not. I have been asked this question before, and I do not know where it is coming from.
For the first time I think our Boy King is telling the truth.

Monday, November 3, 2014

This is Some "Look at What I Almost Stepped In!" Dumb

Haven't done a ton of politics here lately, but I read this today and simply could not resist. It's such a dumb, vapid - and, if you've ever read anything by a liberal before - utterly predictable essay that it will take me longer to format the post than to comment on the content.

From the NYT comes some superdumb, and I'll translate each graf because it's easy: I speak jive.
DURHAM, N.C. — By Tuesday night about 90 million Americans will have cast ballots in an election that’s almost certain to create greater partisan divisions, increase gridlock and render governance of our complex nation even more difficult. Ninety million sounds like a lot, but that means that less than 40 percent of the electorate will bother to vote, even though candidates, advocacy groups and shadowy “super PACs” will have spent more than $1 billion to air more than two million ads to influence the election.
Election money bad.

There was a time when midterm elections made sense — at our nation’s founding, the Constitution represented a new form of republican government, and it was important for at least one body of Congress to be closely accountable to the people. But especially at a time when Americans’ confidence in the ability of their government to address pressing concerns is at a record low, two-year House terms no longer make any sense. We should get rid of federal midterm elections entirely.
Don't like your medicine?  Have more of it then, rube.

There are few offices, at any level of government, with two-year terms. Here in Durham, we elect members of the school board and the county sheriff to terms that are double that length. Moreover, Twitter, ubiquitous video cameras, 24-hour cable news and a host of other technologies provide a level of hyper-accountability the framers could not possibly have imagined. In the modern age, we do not need an election every two years to communicate voters’ desires to their elected officials.
Modern life is so fast and full, accountability can't keep up, so we ditch it.
 
But the two-year cycle isn’t just unnecessary; it’s harmful to American politics.
Politics and the bedbugs that populate it would be less shitty if we just lie back and count ceiling tiles until it's over.

The main impact of the midterm election in the modern era has been to weaken the president, the only government official (other than the powerless vice president) elected by the entire nation. Since the end of World War II, the president’s party has on average lost 25 seats in the House and about 4 in the Senate as a result of the midterms. This is a bipartisan phenomenon — Democratic presidents have lost an average of 31 House seats and between 4 to 5 Senate seats in midterms; Republican presidents have lost 20 and 3 seats, respectively.
Leave Britney alone!
 
The realities of the modern election cycle are that we spend almost two years selecting a president with a well-developed agenda, but then, less than two years after the inauguration, the midterm election cripples that same president’s ability to advance that agenda.
If you don't like your president's agenda, you get to keep your president's agenda.
 
These effects are compounded by our grotesque campaign finance system. House members in competitive races have raised, on average, $2.6 million for the 2014 midterm. That amounts to $3,600 raised a day — seven days a week, 52 weeks a year. Surveys show that members spend up to 70 percent of their time fund-raising during an election year. Two years later, they’ll have to do it all again.
Market economics bad.

Much of this money is sought from either highly partisan wealthy individuals or entities with vested interests before Congress. Eliminating midterms would double the amount of time House members could focus on governing and make them less dependent on their donor base.
As time increases, time to raise money does not increase.

Another quirk is that, during midterm elections, the electorate has been whiter, wealthier, older and more educated than during presidential elections. Biennial elections require our representatives to take this into account, appealing to one set of voters for two years, then a very different electorate two years later.
There’s an obvious, simple fix, though. The government should, through a constitutional amendment, extend the term of House members to four years and adjust the term of senators to either four or eight years, so that all elected federal officials would be chosen during presidential election years. Doing so would relieve some (though, of course, not all) of the systemic gridlock afflicting the federal government and provide members of Congress with the ability to focus more time and energy on governance instead of electioneering.
Our Federal government was not designed by the Founding Fathers, it was sneezed onto a sleeve by accident.

This adjustment would also give Congress the breathing space to consider longer-term challenges facing the nation — such as entitlement spending, immigration and climate change — that are either too complex or politically toxic to tackle within a two-year election cycle.
Government should do more.

To offset the impact of longer congressional terms, this reform might be coupled with term limits that would cap an individual’s total congressional service at, say, 24 years, about the average for a member of Congress today. This would provide members enough time to build experience in the job, but also limit the effects of incumbency and ensure the circulation of new blood in the system.
Giving politicians more time and power to dig in combined with decreasing the number of elections will increase turnover.
 
The framers included an amendment process in the Constitution so our nation could adjust the system to meet the demands of a changing world. Surely they would not be pleased with the dysfunction, partisan acrimony and public dissatisfaction that plague modern politics. Eliminating the midterm elections would be one small step to fixing our broken system.
That amendment part is still pretty cool though.

Monday, September 10, 2012

RECOIL Magazine: Civilians Have No Need To Put Down Scumbags

It only took them 4 issues to put boot-prints on their dicks.

“Like we mentioned before, the MP7A1 is unavailable to civilians and for good reason. We all know that’s technology no civvies should ever get to lay their hands on. This is a purpose-built weapon with no sporting applications to speak of. It is made to put down scumbags, and that’s it. Mike Cabrera of Heckler & Koch Law Enforcement Sales and veteran law enforcement officer with SWAT unit experience points out that this is a gun that you do not want in the wrong, slimy hands. It comes with semi-automatic and full-auto firing modes only. Its overall size places it between a handgun and submachine gun. Its assault rifle capabilities and small size make this a serious weapon that should not be taken lightly.”

Edited to add that this post is short because Tam said it better, as usual. 

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

If You Aren't Already A Libertarian...

Check out this transcript from the Ohio Supreme Court, in which it takes 10 pages of questions and answers for a clerk making 64k a year to admit if his office has a photocopier or not:


Marburger: During your tenure in the computer department at the Recorder's office, has the Recorder's office had photocopying machines?

Cavanagh: Objection.

Marburger: Any photocopying machine?

Patterson: When you say "photocopying machine," what do you mean?

Marburger: Let me be -- let me make sure I understand your question. You don't have an understanding of what a photocopying machine is?

Patterson: No. I want to make sure that I answer your question correctly.

Cavanagh: Dave, I'll object to the tone of the question. You make it sound like it's unbelievable to you that he wouldn't know what the definition of a photocopy machine is.

Marburger: I didn't ask him to define it. I asked him if he had any.

Patterson: When you say "photocopying machine," what do you mean?

Marburger: Let me be clear. The term "photocopying machine" is so ambiguous that you can't picture in your mind what a photocopying machine is in an office setting?

Patterson: I just want to make sure I answer your question correctly.

Marburger: Well, we'll find out. If you can say yes or no, I can do follow-ups, but it seems -- if you really don't know in an office setting what a photocopying machine is, I'd like the Ohio Supreme Court to hear you say so.
 Go read the whole thing. It gets better.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

My Only Remark On The Gainsville Quran Burning

Try this in Saudi Arabia before you complain how awful and intolerant the USA is.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Dumb As A Box Of Hair

“When people are incompetent in the strategies they adopt to achieve success and satisfaction, they suffer a dual burden: Not only do they reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of the ability to realize it."* 
This article leads off with a description of a miscreant who was arrested soon after he robbed a bank, in broad daylight,  wearing no mask or disguise.

Astonished was he when the cops nabbed him in short order, as he had rubbed lemon juice on his face assuming it would conceal his image from cameras.

This is the kind of thing that makes the words "jury of your peers" scary. 


*Justin Kruger and David Dunning, “Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties of Recognizing One’s Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-assessments,” Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, 1999, vol. 77, no. 6, pp. 1121-1134.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Bad Data, No Biscuit!

What are the odds that yet another chunk of data used by the Carbonistas all these years is actually pure shite? Oh, about 100%. Courtesy of In the MIDDLE of the RIGHT, (hat tip to Borepatch, of course) we now know that bad satellite data has been included in the Carbonistas' datasets for years, and that they've known it was bad for years.

"The snuffed out satellite had been run continuously up until being taken offline soon after my article went viral (August 10, 2010) in which I exposed the full extent of how seriously degraded it’s sensors were. The automatic readings had been contaminated by hundreds, if not thousands, of false and absurdly high temperature readings, some as high as 612 degrees Fahrenheit (boiling point of water is 212 F.). We now know NOAA was aware of these outrageous anomalies at least since 2006 but they were not remedied ( see below)."


Now, for years I've been labeling people as fools for getting sucked into the "global warming" cult simply because it was not scientific, but I never disputed the temperature numbers they were given. I didn't believe them, mind you, but I never disputed them. Couldn't prove they were false, so I never argued that point. But I always figured there were lots of bad data in there because there was never any scientific evidence to support those numbers; and again, the Left - and "global warming" is a prime cult of the Left - will stop at nothing to further its agenda.

If the rallying cry of the Libertarian Right is "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch", or TANSTAAFL, then certainly the countercry of the Liberal Left must be "The Ends Justify All Means". or TEJAM.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Sandwich Ordering Fail

Overheard in a CT Subway: "How big is a footlong?"

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Physical Conservatives

The phone rings in the MeatHouse. Ring ring ring.

The MeatSpouse answers and brings me the handset as I toil mightily over the blazing coals of the Big Green Egg.

Me: Goddammit, I'm busy, who the hell is it?

MeatSpouse:

Me:..sigh...  hell and death..... HELLO?

Guy: Hello, Im calling on behalf of Linda McMahon blah blah blah blah staunch Republican, blah blah blah, striking back against the misinformation that's being spread about her, Linda never supported Obama's bailout, she's a physical conservative...

Me: What?

Guy: (Backing up in his script) Linda is a physical conservative..

Me: You mean fiscal conservative.

Guy: NO, physical.

Me: Really? Physical like things you do with your body or maybe its fiscal like pertaining to finance and government spending?

Guy: Oh. .... hmm... Yeah. Sorry about that. Fiscal. Can Linda count on your vote?

Me: No. Im voting for Peter Schiff.

Guy: Have a nice weekend.

Friday, April 23, 2010

In Which We Restore Your Faith In Government

You will be as astonished as I am to learn that the passage of the health care bill will make it harder to balance the budget.

You had better sit down for the next one and ensure that you have a nourishing and restorative drink handy. It turns out that some people at the SEC were ignoring their responsibilities and instead of watching out for nogoodniks, they were downloading giant amounts of PORN. 

Well, if this doesn't restore your faith in the benevolent hand of our central government, I dunno what will.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Uncomfortable Work Moments

New Freelance Guy: How was your vacation?

Me: Pretty nice. I went down to DC with my kids. (note: this was april 15 and 16)

NFG: Oh, you got to see all those crazy Republicans. Ha ha ha!

Me: I'm one of those people. The rally I went to was more of a tax protest.

NFG: (Still not quite getting it) Did you see anyone with misspellings on their signs?

Me: No.

NFG: ....

Friday, November 20, 2009

Welcome to Idiot-Ville. Population: NPR

I heard this little gem last night on NPR when I was driving home. During a discussion of attacks on illegal immigration in Long Island, one of the interviewees claimed that using the phrase 'illegal immigrant' caused violence.

The story explains that Steven Levy, the Suffolk county chief executive is against illegal immigration.
Levy has taken a strong stance against illegal immigration, but he rejects efforts to connect those policy positions with acts of violence against Hispanics.

"It's a real disservice to try to say these things only happen in those areas where there might be a debate over the issue of illegal immigration," says Levy. "It's dangerous, because it gives the impression that if you don't have a debate over illegal immigration, Latinos are safe. That's not necessarily true."

Levy points out that even cities that welcome illegal immigrants struggle with crimes of racial hatred.

But Phil Ramos, who represents eastern Long Island in the New York State Assembly, says Levy does not appreciate that his words have violent consequences.


"If you say the word 'illegal' enough times as buzzwords in your speeches, these people cease to be human beings," says Ramos. "And that's what leads a group of six or seven young men to hunt an Ecuadorean man on the street like an animal, and just stab him and kill him."

Ramos was a police officer here for 20 years before he retired and ran for public office.
 Yeah, this makes sense -- there's now no difference between a man who claims "Illegal immigration is a violation of our laws and causes severe problems in our society" and a guy who says "lets beat illegal immigrants to death."

For what its worth, I'm against both illegal immigration AND beating innocent people to death.

Only a few moments later, the same program did a story on new breast cancer screening recommendations from a US Government task force. 

The message that breast cancer screening saves lives has taken root, and powerful breast cancer advocates who promote this message have earned women's trust. Perhaps that's why there's such a backlash against new recommendations from the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force that advise against routine screening for women under age 50.

The task force recommendations were based on science studies that evaluated the effectiveness of mammograms. In one study, researchers determined that for every 1,900 women in their 30s and 40s who are invited to have a mammogram, one death from breast cancer was prevented.
When public health types look at these numbers, they conclude that it's not necessary to test every woman, every year — given the risks that accompany testing, including false positives, anxiety and scar tissue from biopsies.
But here's the rub: Individual women don't tend to think like public health folks. The 1 in 1,900 figure means little to a woman who has a sister, cousin or friend with the disease.

Nearly every woman interviewed for this story was profoundly hacked off, and I bet you that every single one would also be in favor of government run healthcare. Of course, nobody made the (to me) blindingly obvious connection that THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT RUNS HEALTHCARE.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Let Him Among You Who is Not A "Mindless Knee-Jerk Cheerleader" Cast the First Stone

Recently I took part in a Facebook comment thread discussing Obama's Nobel Peace Prize. (Probably, that was my first mistake)

Now, I agree with my esteemed co-blogger that its not Obama's fault that some Euroweenies wanted to smoke his pole, but it appears that not everyone is willing to shrug and leave it there.

There was endless bloviating, bombast and hysteria on what the award meant and the reaction to it from Obama's political opposition. But what struck me about this thread was this comment that appeared early on.

"The mindless, knee-jerk cheerleaders of the latest soundbite that add nothing to the debates going on..."

As if by magic, this remark was followed up with a slew of mindless knee-jerk cheerleading that added nothing to the debate.

 For example:
"If the Nobel folks offer a prize for Hypocritical Philanderism, I'm sure the Republicans will sweep the Emmys. All those scantily dressed golden statues... so titillating..."

And the mind-numbingly predictable
"If President Obama discovered a cure for cancer- Michael Steele and the rest of the Republican sore-losers would find a way to put a negative spin on it."

Death panel joke in 4, 3, 2, 1....
"Yes - curing them would cost the tax payers billions in social security they could have saved. Bring on the Death Panels!"

And finally this incisive political analysis by someone who apparently missed the ideologically driven genocide and death camps that were a prominent feature of the wars in former Yugoslavia, which the United States was called upon to quell, in spite of the fact that they took place a short car ride or flight from most major European capitals:

"Despite all of our politics, squabbling and division, I don't think most Americans understand the dangers of ideology or the importance of changing it quite like Europeans do. When Obama wins Top Chef or Project Runway, I'm sure Americans will be the best arbiters of appropriateness." 

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Is Crazy the New Normal?

Yesterday we had a fun trip to Vegan-Land where meat is verboten, leather is for losers, and domesticated animals are anathema -- except for the pet cats.

Today, lets go to Albanian Conspiracy-Ville. (I don't have a link to share, so you're going to have to trust me on this.)

Background: My wife teaches English as a Second Language at a community college, and this week she's doing a fairly innocuous unit on cross cultural communication, cultural relativism etc.

To spice things up, she showed a video interview with Michael Scheuer, formerly the head of the CIA's Bin Laden/Al Qaeda unit, in which he talks about AQ's part in what he calls a worldwide Islamic insurgency. Powerful stuff and a pretty good illustration of clashing cultures.

Today's Abomination: During the video, one of the Albanians in the class took issue with Scheuer, calling the interview "propaganda," and denying (wait for it... wait for it...) that Osama Bin Laden had anything at all to do with the 9/11 attacks -- or any other attacks for that matter.

According to this guy, Sheikh Osama is a victim of a US conspiracy, and has remained alone and bereft on his mountaintop, uninvolved in any violent acts.

Analysis: Crazy, huh? Just shows that anything you happen to consider a capital-F, plutonium-cored, gold-plated, 24-carat, Imperial Grand Champion Fact is probably considered rank nonsense by somebody else.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Laughing Out and Loud at the Lackness In Knowlege

Much like the sewer system of a large city during the Superbowl halftime show, I'm sure the intertubez will soon be clogged with the storm of outrage over Tom Friedman's latest column.

Among other things, Friedman delivers a long drippy hum-job to the Chinese government, calling them a "reasonably enlightened" group of people. He goes on to praise the emphasis China's centralized, command economy has placed on solar power, electric cars, and mandatory weekly self-criticism sessions for anyone who uses more than his share of the People's Carbon.

Apparently Friedman's criteria for "reasonably enlightened" includes shooting Uighur protestors, jailing people who criticize the construction of schools that fall apart during earthquakes, the massacre at Tiananmen Square, and a host of other barbarisms.

As to this green agenda... this is the same China that builds a coal fired power plant every 10 days, right?

I'm too tired to link to this garbage. If you haven't read it, you can dig it up on the NYT site, or find excerpts from it nearly anywhere.


PS. The title from the post comes from a Chinese commenter on the NYT site, who quotes the line about China's leaders being 'reasonably enlightened' and goes on to say... "When I saw this sentence, I just want to laugh out and loud. And I feel the author's lackness in knowledge of China's governors."

PPS. Read the Lileks quote in the sidebar. He was thinking about dangerous idiocy like this when he wrote that.

In Your Case, I'll Make An Exception

It should unsurprise you that I'm a big believer in the 2nd Amendment. But every once in a while you run into someone who probably should be forbidden from owning, touching or talking about firearms.

Behold:

Friday, September 4, 2009

We're The Only Ones BATSHIT CRAZY Enough...

To shoot you in the ass, in court, when you argue with one of The Chosen over traffic tickets.

No, really. Read the details here.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Big Brother is Watching You (But the Lazy Bugger Isn't Paying Attention)

The average Londoner is seen on a closed-circuit TV camera about 300 times a day, and there are about 4 million cameras in England alone, making it one of the most supervised countries in the world.

Each year, the ratio of cameras in London to crimes-solved-by-use-of cameras is about 10,000:1. In other words, for every 10,000 cameras you put up, you get 1 conviction based on film captured by a camera.

Also, the cameras are expensive: In London, where an estimated £200 million so far has been spent on the cameras. This suggests that each crime has cost £20,000 to detect.

Interesting stuff. Read the whole thing.

Incidentally, the best line in the whole piece (for my money, anyway) is at the bottom:
"The Home Office defended the use of CCTV, with a spokesman saying cameras could "help communities feel safer"."
Note the difference between "feeling safe" and actually "being safe." Feeling safe only requires that you ignore reality, I guess.

I'm also pretty sure that someone will soon suggest that the (4 million) cameras are not catching bad guys because there aren't enough of them, or they aren't staffed by enough snoops, and we'll soon hear a version of the Do-It-Again-Only-Harder argument so beloved by gun control advocates.

My Little Circle of Hell

Brilliant things I've heard at work:

"Why would we build a mobile website, we don't have the users' telephone numbers!"

"'Browser' and 'operating system' are just two ways of saying the same thing.

"Establishing requirements early in the project will just confuse the client."

"Lets simplify this experience by removing these 'help' links.

Update: "Lets ask the users if they are current customers and put check-boxes for "Yes" and "No."