So now that the Chilean miners don't need their hole anymore, I think we should just send an email to every Congresscritter telling them that at the bottom of the hole are
1) $1 million in untraceable donations
2) a photo of their electoral opponent with a hooker.
Wait a couple of days, plug the hole, and "I'll have a Coke, then."
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
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You sir, are brilliant and are hereby awarded five Internets for your simple, but highly effective, plan.
"I'll have a Coke, then." - great reference! And damn if it doesn't fit.
Well done, but I'm billing you for a new keyboard. ;D
"I'll have a Coke, then." My first time on the site and you make my daily read list. Damn you’re good.
Aww, shucks. Thanks, folks. I hope we can get enough material up to BE a daily read. :)
Like the reader above, this is my first time here. I found you through DPUD. Consider yourself bookmarked.
Shit-dawg. Did you hear that Atom? Now we have to be this funny all the time. More of a stretch for me, I think....
You get the groundhog whisker twitch of approval for this idea!
I just learned a bunch of really bad elephant jokes. I could post those...
starfucker.
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