So now that the Chilean miners don't need their hole anymore, I think we should just send an email to every Congresscritter telling them that at the bottom of the hole are
1) $1 million in untraceable donations
2) a photo of their electoral opponent with a hooker.
Wait a couple of days, plug the hole, and "I'll have a Coke, then."
I'd say it's psychosomatic, but that's all in my head.
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