Wednesday, October 13, 2010

When You Have An Empty Hole, Everything Looks Like A Congresscritter

So now that the Chilean miners don't need their hole anymore, I think we should just send an email to every Congresscritter telling them that at the bottom of the hole are

1) $1 million in untraceable donations
2) a photo of their electoral opponent with a hooker.

Wait a couple of days, plug the hole, and "I'll have a Coke, then."

10 comments:

Sarah said...

You sir, are brilliant and are hereby awarded five Internets for your simple, but highly effective, plan.

cybrus said...

"I'll have a Coke, then." - great reference! And damn if it doesn't fit.

Wraith said...

Well done, but I'm billing you for a new keyboard. ;D

Milo said...

"I'll have a Coke, then." My first time on the site and you make my daily read list. Damn you’re good.

Atom Smasher said...

Aww, shucks. Thanks, folks. I hope we can get enough material up to BE a daily read. :)

Toby said...

Like the reader above, this is my first time here. I found you through DPUD. Consider yourself bookmarked.

MeatAxe said...

Shit-dawg. Did you hear that Atom? Now we have to be this funny all the time. More of a stretch for me, I think....

Groundhog said...

You get the groundhog whisker twitch of approval for this idea!

Atom Smasher said...

I just learned a bunch of really bad elephant jokes. I could post those...

MeatAxe said...

starfucker.

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