McALLEN — Heavily armed Mexican freshwater pirates have been shaking down U.S. boaters on Falcon Lake, a reservoir and bass fishing haven that straddles the Rio Grande.
Oh, I predict that this is not going to end well for these little lake "pirates". Giving Texan outdoor sportsmen a legitimate reason to blow your head off? Texans?
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I like this part.
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