Saturday, September 19, 2009

Obama Foreign Policy 101

Hey England:

"Fuck You."

Yo, Israel:

"Go to hell."

Howdy Honduras:

"Your Constitution? Hell's Bells, buddy, I barely even understand my own. But by the way, Up Yours!"

Listen, Iranian People:

"Get away from me, kid, you bother me."

And Poland:

"Hey, did I wake you?"

But Russia:

"You'll respect me in the morning, right?"

11 comments:

Ed Rasimus said...

Your ability to capture the complex and render it understandable to the common man is a rare and valuable skill. You've got it in a nutshell.

Atom Smasher said...

It's one thing to screw up our own country, but to screw over others, and to do it so amateurishly...

Anonymous said...

Hey, Men Are Not Potatoes, where you been all my life?

Terrific cogent commentary. A regular read from here on out.

Midwest Chick said...

Linking to your main page. You're now one of my regular reads!

MeatAxe said...

Hi Midwest Chick

Thanks for the link! I put you in our blogroll as well. I read your range report. 2-inch groups at 100 yards? Wow? Off hand or supported? What rifle? Scoped?

Best,

MANP

Midwest Chick said...

Supported but with open sights. I think it was a sporting type AK-47 variant and we were using up old .223 ammo at that point. Did heat it up enough to start warping the barrel. But my shooting is such that I can be doing tasty groups one day and wouldn't hit the broad side of a barn the next if I was standing with the barrel touching the barn. Consistency is not my middle name, but working on it.

If you get a chance, check out April 30 on my blog. I have a video of me blowing the beejeezus out of an apple--close range with a 9mm Highpoint. Cracks me up every time.

Anonymous said...

As opposed to the Bush foreign policy, which involves sticking fingers in ears and saying "nah-nah-nah-I-can't-hear-you", and also staring deeply into Putin's eyes.

Atom Smasher said...

Anon.-

With W in charge the right people feared us, the right people respected us, and the right people counted on us.

But my post wasn't really about W, now was it?

Anonymous said...

That last comment illustrates that this blog is completely full of shit. Under W, only Iraqi children feared us, nobody respected us, and nobody could count on us. The Bush missile defense plan was a cockamamie boondoggle that was never going to actually do anything because the technology for ICBM interceptors is still 20-30 years away. Who gives a shit what Russia thinks of it, the decision to scrap it had nothing to do with that and everything to do with going with proven, militarily useful technology in its place. I could go on but I'm sure you'll just come up with some bullshit excuse for a reason why you're right.

MeatAxe said...

OH NOES!!!!!111!!!! Did you hear that, Atom? Our blog is completely full of shit. OMG OMG WTF?11!!!!????!!!!!!!!!111!!!!

Atom Smasher said...

Well poop. I guess we just need to pack it all in, MeatAxe. Anonymous discovered our secret. And convincingly too. That darned W.

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