"Huzzah!"

Was at the MN Renaissance Festival this weekend. Went to the
Sisters of the Sahara show, because, well, duh.

Anyway, before the show, one of the very hot dancers begged of our group a boon:

She: "Excuse me, would one of you be willing to help us during the show?"
My friends, all pointing at me: "He will!"
She: "Will you?"
Me, wiping drool off chin: "Does it involve me humiliating myself?"
She: "Oh, no."
Me: "Really?"
She: "Well, honestly, yes."
Me: "Okay."

So I got to get "dragged" onstage with four half-naked, beautiful belly dancers and be a shmuck for a few minutes. I consider that a win.

I can also report that a Kydex IWB keeps a S&W 638 in full concealment under T-shirt and overshirt when one is pulled onstage to humiliate oneself with four sexy belly dancers.

So someone might've heard this after the show:

Me: "Man, she was tying the knot of that sash right over my pistol."
Buddy: "They're professionals - I'm sure they're used to that reaction."
Me: "I'm not talking about my ****, dumbass, I'm talking about my .38."
Buddy: "Oh... Oh!"

So even if you don't get to have that much fun, everyone should go to a Ren Fair at least once. They're great for people-watching if nothing else.