This is Tranya. I Hope You Relish It as Much as I.

So we have this happen:

North Korea Backs Off Guam Missile-Attack Threat

SEOUL—North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has decided not to launch a threatened missile attack on Guam, Pyongyang’s state media reported on Tuesday, but warned that he could change his mind “if the Yankees persist in their extremely dangerous reckless actions.”

And you know, I've seen this episode.

I've felt for a while that we needed more Kirk and less... not-Kirk.