Wednesday, September 26, 2012

This Week's Sign That The Apocalypse Is Upon Us

Sex with robots. Now a reality.

Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors 

The money quote:  "A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'"


 


2 comments:

Atom Smasher said...

Happy ending?

Marstov said...

Speaking as a man who's much beloved child was born via IVF, I can honestly say if that thing had been a required part of the process I might still be childless.

To quote the Big Lebowski (for there is wisdom in that movie for all occasions): "I still jerk off the old fashioned way."

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