While Gwyneth, with her willowy figure, exercise addiction and macrobiotic fussiness, seems to drive most ordinary women insane with resentment, most men are oblivious to her wan perfection.
We happily flick through the paper until we hit upon a small shot of Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks’ ample bosom, or Kelly Brook buying wallpaper while wearing a large sheepskin coat.
While Gwyn is proud of her taut, yoga body, men aren’t enthused. Men don’t hang around in pubs talking about how many sit-ups their wife can do. While shots of the stick-thin Gwyn might appeal to women, men prefer lumps, bumps and wobbly bits.
Yep. I mean, let's face it - the last people a woman should listen to about body ideals or clothing styles are gay dudes.
Ladies, fashion guys are gay, and gay dudes think girl parts are gross and disgusting, and to no one's surprise, they neither want to look at them nor even have them around. And what do gay dudes want to look at? Young men. So what do they try to make women look like? Young men.
It all makes sense, but it also makes nothing most men want.
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I ordered the skeleton, actually :)
Parietal suture . . . ethmoid bone . . . cervical, thoracic, lumbar and sacral vertebrae . . .
Yeah, but you're using it, not wearing it. I think.... :)
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