SOCMOB: Standing On (the) Corner Minding (my) Own Business. This is the usual state of a victim before a vicious predator know as 'SomeDude' accosts them.
YSLE: You Stupid Lemon Eater
BOCTAOE: But Of Course There Are Obvious Exceptions. Oft paired with YSLE, above.
BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again