Attention, Class

If Emmanuel set Obama's shoes on fire the president would blame Bush, nationalize the matches industry, bully Bic into forking over a truckload of cash, and then give a speech about how we have to pass legislation to move America away from the use of open flame.

And during all that he'd never once bother to look down and snuff out his burning feet.

Thanks, voters. Now you know what it's like to elect your most annoying college T.A. to the presidency.