Maybe you won't think this is the funniest darned webcomic you've read in a year, maybe you will. But I rather suspect you will. It's called Axe Cop, it's written by a 5 year old and drawn by his older brother, and this is Episode One.
Hat tip to my buddy Eric at work, who peered through his beard at me (we're the only ones left in our Beard Chicken contest) and said "Hey, check this out." and sent me the link.
It's going to live in our sidebar now.