Them Jews....

Poor Reverend Wright. He is the latest victim of the International Zionist Conspiracy, who are keeping him from seeing his old buddy Barack. Jake Tapper's of ABC tells us that a reporter from a Virginia newspaper tracked down the Rev a few days ago and asked him if he'd chatted with the president recently.

Wright said, "them Jews ain't going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter that he'll talk to me in five years when he's a lame duck, or in eight years when he's out of office."

I again fling this question out into an uncaring universe. If the Jews are running everything, where is my fucking share?