Monday, January 26, 2009

How Much Longer, God!?!?!?!

The following is a general request to all U.S. Citizens who felt strongly enough about the recent presidential election to festoon their cars with stickers proclaiming their allegiance to various candidates.

McCain/Palin people: Guys. Its over. They lost. Your faded, tattered sticker doesn't make the GOP look good. It makes you look like you're living in the past, and that's the reason we lost.

Obama people: You won. I know you won. Anyone with a tv or a newspaper less than 2 months old knows you won. You can take the stickers off now. WD-40 works great.

And as for the guy with the Ford Excursion I saw yesterday on Route 53, you are an asshole, your car is ugly, you are supposed to drive on one side of the road, not the middle, and your "Yes We Did" sticker smacks of gloating. That one better not catch on.


Atom Smasher said...

Hell, man, there are still people driving around here in Minnesota with "Wellstone!" stickers on their cars.

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