You Do Not Have The Right...

...to credit. Community Reinvestment Act be damned. I don't care how much you want a house, you can't buy one unless you can pay the mortgage every month.

...to not be offended. The world is full of sharp corners and grumpy people. Some of them disagree with you. Some of them will make tears of pain and rage flow down your dimpled cheeks. Tough. They don't have to shut up because they harsh your mellow, dude.

... to be taken seriously if you wear a tight, low-cut top and then complain that "men are pigs" when they look at your tits.

... to ignore stop signs because you are old. Grey hair and wrinkled skin do not make you immune to the traffic laws.