We're the Only Ones Drunk Enough...

To get shitfaced and then get behind the wheel.

PS. If you don't recognize the "We're the only ones..." line, you need to see a famous bit of web video in which a tough looking DEA agent announces to a room full of students that he's the only one professional enough to carry a Glock 40, and then accidentally shoots himself in the foot. Source: Snopes.