Saturday, July 18, 2015

Politician Control

(Ran across this old post of mine from a forum I used to participate in frequently.  Made me laugh a little, reposting it here for funsies.)

I listened to 10 seconds of Cuomo's rant last night NY Gov. Cuomo pushes strict gun-control measures in wake of shootings - and his "Nobody NEEDS 10 bullets to kill a deer!" line got me thinking that, well, nobody NEEDS 10 politicians to pass a law. So I'm thinking that I might start a politician control movement to limit the horrifying things politicians do to ourselves, our children, and our society:

  1. No more than 5 politicians allowed per state.
  2. All bad politicians are banned, and may be confiscated by the state for disposal. Bad politicians are defined by such criteria as
    • Any politician having hair that does not move in a high wind.
    • Any politician that owns a blue suit.
    • Any politician with the letter "F" in their name.
  3. No politician may express more than 3 different positions on the same topic within a year's time.

Now, for those folks that are worried that my criteria are arbitrary and uninformed, I can only say that you must hate children and that the time has come to put an end to this sick culture where people feel the need to disagree with me. No one should be able to keep hundreds of politicians with thousands of power ties for any reason.

Who's with me?


Windy Wilson said...

I'm with you, but instead of banning politicians with "F's" in their names, I would ban politicians with "E's" in their names, and I would conduct a background check for him, his father and mother, and all four grandparents, in order to avoid attempts to avoid this through any sort of loophole exploitation.

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