Monday, February 7, 2011

My Favorite Acronymns

SOCMOB: Standing On (the) Corner Minding (my) Own Business. This is the usual state of a victim before a vicious predator know as 'SomeDude' accosts them.

YSLE: You Stupid Lemon Eater

BOCTAOE: But Of Course There Are Obvious Exceptions. Oft paired with YSLE, above.

BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again


Lissa said...

Lemon Eater? Is that, like, someone with a perpetually sour expression?

Anonymous said...

Socmob, is that like LPICW?
Living perpetually in code white?
-- Windy Wilson

MeatAxe said...

Its similar to that, I suppose. Although usually if you probe a little, it becomes clear that the individual was, in truth, not entirely minding his own business, and may not have been merely standing there idly.

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