Tuesday, February 2, 2010

We Interrupt This Blog For A Late-Breaking New Bulletin

BUMBLEF@#K, CT --  Around 8am (EST) this morning, insignificant blogger Meataxe was able to disprove the oft cited aphorism that "there ain't no rest for the wicked."

"Im as wicked as they come," he told reporters. "And after 8 hours of shut eye, I feel pretty well rested." 

The full extent of the blogger's wickedness was not immediately apparent, but initial reports indicate his activities include such unsavory activities as gun-owning, gun-shooting, meat-eating, wood-burning, and leftist-baiting.

Meataxe was also spotted chortling upon the occasion of Scott Brown's recent senate victory in Massachusetts, and has referred to a recent series White House policy initiatives as "a buncha crap, if you ask me."

When asked for comment, Mrs. Meataxe responded, "Get off my lawn, or I'll set the dogs on ya."

Emboldened by this success, Meataxe intends to conduct a full survey of the local flora to determine if money, in fact, does grow on trees.


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