Friday, June 12, 2009

This Week's Sign That The Apocalypse Is Upon Us

We need to update the plaque on the Statue of Liberty to say something like "Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses Yearning to be Free, And Also, Anyone Too Fat or Lazy to Wipe Their Own Ass."

Behold, America: The Comfort Wipe.

I weep for the nation, I really do....


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