Monday, February 2, 2009

To Boldly Go Where No Fan Has Asked You To Go Before

Based on what I've seen so far, my quick synopsis of the new Trek:

Star Trek XI: Doucheageddon

Some Romulan fartbag throws a tizzy, goes back in time and cockblocks James T. Kirk's parents just enough so that he and all his friends and fellow Star Fleet personnel still exist, but only as juvenile Emo tards with their hearts on their sleeves and their pants around their ankles. This timefucking also manages to alter all prior establishments of style, lighting, and construction into total queertopia.


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