Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Russiu Umom Ni Ponyat'

Title means: You don't understand Russia with your mind.

Remember that as you read the following joke.

President Putin is dreaming that he meets Stalin and asks for advice on how to rule Russia. Stalin says to him, "You need to do 2 things. Number 1 is to arrest and shoot all the democrats. Number 2, you have to paint the Kremlin walls blue.

Putin thinks for a while and says "Blue? Why blue?"

And Stalin says, "I knew you wouldn't ask me about Number 1."

1 comments:

Atom Smasher said...

I love this joke. It's so... Russian.

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