Maybe I shouldn't have let Fang and Squeaky watch Star Wars: Episode 4
I had the following conversation with my 5-year old, Fang.
Fang: I'm going to build a battle station that has the power to destroy a planet.
Me: The power of your battles station is insignificant in comparison to the power of the Force.
Fang: The Force gives a Jedi his power. It holds the universe togther.
Me: Right.
Fang: Well, I'm still going to build a battle station and then I'm going to blow up the Earth.
Me: Don't you live on the earth too?
Fang: No, Ill live in the battle station.
Me: What about me? I live on the earth.
Fang: I guess Ill blow you up too.
Me; Thats not very nice.
Fang: OK. I won't blow up the earth. Ill check the other planets to see if anyone's living on them, and then if nobody is, I'll blow them up. Like Mars.
Me: What did Mars do to you?
Fang: Nothing. It would just be cool.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
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1 comments:
is this for real?
if so i am duly impressed with fang's ambition for world dominance and his precocious understanding of the force...
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