Monday, December 22, 2008

Why There Were No Mumbai-Style Attacks in Beijing

The crack Chinese Red-Banner Counter-Terror Rapid-Strike Segway Brigade was ceaseless in its energetic defense of the Chinese homeland, striking fear into the hearts of its cowardly enemies, the lickspittle running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie.


MeatAxe said...

I can't stop laughing.

If you look close, the guy in the back row seems to be holding a sniper rifle -- looks like some Chinese version of a Dragunov.

cnick said...

What exactly are those - peas shooters? I suppose they didn't want to carry anything with substantial recoil, or they'd fall flat on their backs.

Atom Smasher said...

They look about Scorpion-sized, and are probably about as useful. Although you might laugh yourself to death. Remember the M*A*S*H episode where Hawkeye and Trapper and Frank go to help the Chinese prisoner and when Frank reveals his little concealed pistol, the Chinese officer (Mako, of course) breaks into laughter and exclaims "What the hell is that?!?"

I'll remember all that the next time a .22LR severs my brachial artery and I bleed out in 30 seconds. :)

MeatAxe said...

Yeah, everyone sneers at the .22 but its not like people are volunteering to be shot with it.

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