tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-817503750343460336.post373804096222450466..comments2023-10-10T08:27:28.524-05:00Comments on Men Are Not Potatoes: When Toilet Paper is Outlawed....MeatAxehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03477536538497998805noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-817503750343460336.post-38234967408160762272009-10-02T15:53:38.637-05:002009-10-02T15:53:38.637-05:00It's becoming "one with the world". ...It's becoming "one with the world". The European model has national toilet paper. Blindfold me and hand me some, I'll tell you what country I'm in. Italian is sort of like that slick deli-wrap they put the pastrami in. German is like the brown kraft-paper towels that come out of the dispenser when you wash your hands in the john. Spanish is a damp cloth handed to you by a little old lady in exchange for a small tip (don't be embarrassed, she's seen it all before.)<br /><br />Asian, of course, is drip dry and try not to splash your shoes. <br /><br />Give up your Charmin and save the planet!Ed Rasimushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13667325554289268659noreply@blogger.com